Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Scary Submits Entry to SPUDHS88's Got Talent

Oscar Ray, who goes by the name of "Scary" filed the first entry in "SPUDHS88's Got Talent!"

He intends to perform a cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman.  We have attached Scary's audition tape below :-)



When interviewed where he drew his inspiration, he says he was annoyed with the cockroaches and flies in his house.  One day, while he was swatting them away, the idea for his performance suddenly dawned on him.

To sustain his routine, he has deliberately been throwing his leftovers on the tables and floors.  He even vomits on the floor after his drinking sprees.  These have attracted more cockroaches and flies thus giving him lots of opportunities to master his performance.

During the presscon, he was asked if he had fun doing it.  "Fun?  Do you think that cockroaches and flies flying into your mouth is fun?" he replied.  "I just downed them with beer!!!" he chuckled.

When asked whether he was sure the "SPUDHS88's Got Talent" would proceed, he says he doesn't mind if it is cancelled as long as it is replaced with a variety show where he can still showcase his talent.

When informed that a variety show may be difficult to mount at this point, he said it's alright with him as he can always use his talent to fight the swarms of cockroaches and flies now infesting his house.

In fact, he will request the steering committee of the reunion to organize a Scary House Clean-up Day.  "I don't think I can handle all the bugs by myself anymore!" he added.



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